Bessie Braddock: "Winston, your drunk!
Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober
Sir Winston Churchill (lol..)

It doesn't matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again.
Charles Kettering - United States electrical engineer who made numerous automotive improvements (including the electric starter) (1876-1958)